Session Screening


Before I will entertain you with My wit, wisdom, and wickedness the following screening protocol must occur-


Be sure to read and understand this entire section--

I will not session with any new plaything until I receive and reply to your request form, and have a 15 minute phone conversation to  determine our compatibility.

You are to follow all My instructions to the letter and be prompt when arriving to our appointments. 


  • Donations will only be discussed during our initial telephone interview and are similar to other talented Ladies in the SF Bay Area and reflect My years of experience and overall excellence.
  • I do not negotiate donations, so please do not ask.
  • If during our phone chat we've agreed on a date and time for the session, all first time playmates must make a non-refundable Venmo deposit within 2 hours after the call or the date will be deleted.
  • I may insist on a deposit if: we haven't seen each other in a while; you're unsure of your schedule;  you're just unreliable.
  • In-call appointments are one hour minimum and donations include space rental and cleaning fee at Black Thorn in Oakland or at My private East Bay dwelling.
  • Out-call appointments are two hour minimum, and require an additional donation with 50% deposited to Venmo  at least 5 hours in advance of our session.
  • Cash is Queen but complete donation via Venmo is great too! 
  • Credit cards are not accepted...period.
  • Any potential electronic donation disputes will require Me to submit all correspondence and any other proof of communication / interaction we've had. don't want Me airing dirty laundry, do you?



I am typically available Monday-Saturday, 9am to 10pm. I may consent to a late night appointment (10pm-1am) but must be at least two hours in duration.

In-call sessions are held at Black Thorn or at My personal East Bay dwelling. There is a 24 hour cancellation policy so you must confirm our appointment 25 hours in advance or you will be paying the entire rental fee.

Hygiene requirements

Come freshly showered and deodorized. Make sure to brush your teeth twice in case I want to kiss you. For all insertion play, give yourself a thorough enema before arriving.  Afterwards, you may clean up in the sanitized bathroom with minty mouthwash, unscented soap and fresh towels. You'll leave relaxed and fresh-as-a-daisy! 


Two hour minimum out-call sessions are available with an additional donation to cover travel time, distance, driving conditions, gas, bridge tolls, public transportation fees, and dealing with Bay Area traffic. 

Be specific when describing your fetish desires so I can pack My black bag accordingly.

Hygiene requirements

I expect you to be freshly showered, deodorized and teeth brushed upon My arrival, including a thorough enema for any insertion play activities.

NOTE: All hotel / garage parking fees require an additional donation.

ALSO, if I'm meeting you in a public location beforehand, a selfie may be required so I can pick you out in the crowd, so smile and say "cheese



Please make initial contact by sending your Request Form.

I will reply within 1-48 hours, then we will set up a time for you to call Me at 510-953-8427